Dear owner of my local supermarket,
You are probably really happy to have me as your custormer. Here are some simple rules to keep me as a customer:
- Please add everything I buy to my bill
- Please send an invoice once a month at the end of the month for everything I buy
- I will pay every invoice after 60 days
- I will start counting those days at the end of the month in which you send the invoice
- I will pay on my payment date, which happens to be the 15th of every month (don't complain, it could be the 30th!)
- I decide what I pay for your products
- If I buy the same product twice I will pay only half for the second product
- If I buy a lot I decide what reduction you will give
- Please also give me an extra reduction because it's a crisis
- I only pay on PayPal
I hope you know how lucky you are that I am still your customer!
Don't expect me to thank you, you probably know how many supermarkets there are and some of them are a lot cheaper than you! I will let you know if I think of any other rules in the future to keep our cooperation as perfect as possible!
Kind regards,
Your customer
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